This is why I Play Soccer

How do these ugly mugs score these chicks...oh yeah there professional soccer player and rich. David Beckham I can understand...but these guys?

9 Humongous Mismatches in Soccer WAG History

Thomas Gravesen and Kira Eggers

Your damned right I’d be giving a thumbs up. The Everton Midfielder certainly scored on this one.

Kieran Richardson and Anara Atanes

Another score for Sunderland. Mr. Richardson, well done sir.

Verena Kerth and Oliver Kahn

Come on. No seriously come on. Oliver? You banged goalie Oliver?

Pamela Diaz and Manuel Nira

Would you not be smiling too if you were that guy? I need to move to Spain and play forward.

Joanna Taylor and Danny Murphy

Ah the peat! The peat. Mr Murphy scoring one for Fulham.

Martina Colombari and Alessandro Costacurta

Alessandro saying to the Milan crowd: “Thank you, thank you. Perhaps someday you will have sex with a being like this…perhaps not.”

Danielle Lloyd and Teddy Sheringham

This guy was schtooping Danielle Lloyd? THIS guy? This one I find a little unacceptable. What the hell is in the water in Colchester? I’ surprised Kelly Brook didn’t partake as well.

Imogen Thomas and Nery Castillo

So the hot thing in Manchester is Unibrow Wingmen? Guess so.

Alena Seredova and Gianluigi Buffon

These two are married and have a kid. Enough said.

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